Privacy Policy
DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical website. None of this is real. Please don't take it seriously.
At BROKENCIAGA, we take your privacy as seriously as we take our critique of late-stage capitalism—which is to say, with a profound sense of irony.
Data We Collect
We collect absolutely nothing because this is a satirical art project. There are no real products, no real transactions, and no real data collection. Any resemblance to actual luxury brands is purely intentional and satirical.
How We Use Your Data
We don't. Because we don't collect it. This entire website is a commentary on consumer culture, not an actual e-commerce platform.
Cookies
The only cookies here are the metaphorical ones representing the crumbs of capitalism we're all fighting over.
Remember: This is satire. BROKENCIAGA is not a real brand. These are not real products. This is art commenting on consumerism, luxury culture, and societal decay.