Terms & Conditions
DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical website. None of this is real. Please don't take it seriously.
By viewing this website, you acknowledge that BROKENCIAGA is a work of satire and social commentary.
No Real Products
Nothing on this website is for sale. There are no real products. The 'add to cart' functionality is purely theatrical. Any attempt to actually purchase these items will result in existential confusion.
Satirical Nature
This website is a critique of luxury brands, consumer culture, and late-stage capitalism. It is not affiliated with any real luxury brand. Any similarities are intentional and protected as parody.
Intellectual Property
All content on this website is original satirical work. The concept of 'BROKENCIAGA' is a parody and social commentary.
Limitation of Liability
We are not liable for any existential crises, sudden awareness of consumer culture's absurdity, or uncomfortable realizations about societal decay that may result from viewing this website.
In conclusion: This is art. This is satire. This is not real. Enjoy the commentary, question your consumption, and remember that even this disclaimer is part of the performance.